When the assignment says “at least two pages” but you’re out of ideas..
Galatians 6:11: “See what large letters I use as I write to you with my own hand!”
When your roommate wakes you before your alarm goes off…
Proverbs 27:14: “He who blesses his friend with a loud voice early in the morning, it will be reckoned a curse to him.”
When you went for a Taco Bell run, and you’re late for class…
2 Kings 9:20: “The lookout reported, ‘He has reached them, but he isn't coming back either. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi--he drives like a madman.’"
When someone cute talks to you for the very first time..
Song of Solomon 2:5: “Strengthen me with raisins, refresh me with apples, for I am faint with love.”
When you’re taking a test and you regret not paying attention in class…
Proverbs 28:9: “If anyone turns a deaf ear to my instruction even their prayers are detestable.”
When the professor calls on you to answer a question in an 8 a.m. class...
Luke 22:60: “Peter replied, ‘Man, I don’t know what you’re talking about!’ just as he was speaking, the rooster crowed.”